Stupid Idea: Meeting Turtle's Friends

‘Ahh shit shit shit shit’ Kame’s pacing around his apartment holding his cell phone tightly in his hand. He entered the numbers; Miroku’s number to be exact. Dials, hearing a dial tone, “hello...” as soon as Kame heard the voice over the line he chocked and hang up. ‘Shit even more shit this is horse shit! But why does he sound so tired? Haa maybe he’s with someone? Oh maybe he’s doing something with someone that can result him to be tired?’ Kame is burning up with jealousy imagining what was Miroku doing before he answers his call and throws his cell phone on the couch. ‘Forget it then I just tell everyone that it is over between me and him. Yeah that should be good’ Kame drops himself onto the couch only to jump back up when he hears his cell phone is ringing. “Umm yes?” Kame answers the call try to sound as calmly as he can “Is everything ok? It was you who called me just now right? Why did you hang up?” Kame couldn’t answer him as he was too nervous to say anything; hearing nothing from Kame’s side Miroku let out a sigh and decided to break the silent again it’s become a routine every time Miroku and Kame try to have a conversation together “Turtle…I kinda tired right now umm…is there something you wanna tell me?” “Why are you tired? What were you doing before anyway?” Kame finally finds his strength to ask Miroku even though that’s not what he intended to ask. “Well I was in the middle of something when you called. It’s not that important anyways so you don’t really need to know hehee” Miroku laugh a little bit over line, Kame sense that it was a fake laugh ‘So he did do something’ “Is there anyone with you right now?” Kame is getting impatience “Well there’s someone here.” Miroku sounds a little bit unwilling to answer Kame’s question and Kame’s jealousy went over the roof when he heard a female voice over Miroku’s side “Who’s that?” “Ma… its Karen we were in the middle of something just now.” This time Miroku did sound really tired and Kame can’t keep his anger any longer “Well then I hope you and that slut have a very fuckable evening you jerk!” with that he just hang up the phone. ‘What the hell is wrong with me? He’s just a plan, an idea, a stupid idea that’s all but why I so worked up about this?’

//Flashback

            “Hi Kazuya!!” Koki greets Kame as soon as he sees Kame’s figure at the doorway. He then pulls Kame to the couch while smiling widely at him. “So... is there anything you wanna tell us?” Koki sits on the coffee table in front of Kame. “Ummm nop? Is there anything for me to tell?” Kame senses that this conversation is one of those conversations that going to end up with him doing something stupid. “Well I don’t know maybe something about your breakfast today or what did you do last night?” Nakamaru decided to join the conversation. ‘Shit the TaNaka, uhh where’s Jin when he’s needed the most’ Kame’s getting nervous, he starts to look around for Ueda or Jin the only two people who can save him from the TaNaka. Ueda walks in ‘Yes great timing!!!’ Kame was about to jump in joy too bad it didn’t last long. “Morning Kazuya” He smiles at Kame and Kame just nodded, something from the look on Ueda makes him feels all funny inside. Ueda sits beside Kame “So… what did you have for breakfast?” Ueda asks calmly. “Uhh nothing I mean I woke up late today so I haven’t eat anything” Kame lies even though deep in his mind he kinda get the feeling that one of these three people sitting around him knows something about the breakfast he had with Miroku. “Really?” Ueda sounds serious this time. “Oh common we’re a group moreover we have been together for almost a decade now right so if you have good news you share it with us,” Nakamaru try to convince him. “Wow what’s going on?” Jin asks while walking towards them, “Ehh wait a minute, are you guys having a group meeting without me AGAIN!?!?! Oh my god I’m late for about 5 minutes and voila I don’t get to be included in the group meeting. You guys suck!” Jin pulls a near by chair and settle himself in between the coffee table and the couch. “Not really but for the record it’s 6 minutes late Jin. Anyways back to the real topic here. Our Kazuya here is having a boyfriend and he’s not telling us about it. Thanks to both Yuichi and Koki here for telling me since they saw Kazuya and a guy hugging in front of a food stall so early in the morning.” Ueda says using his i-tha-leader tone, both of TaNaka just nods their heads and both akame starts too turn pale. “Ja maybe they’re just friends? I mean Kazuya is not gay we all know that right. Hell everyone knows that with all those gossips between him and a girl after girl and beside if he’s gay don’t you think he would tell us I mean it’s only being a professional to come clean about this thing and I think it’s well known how professional Kazuya is” Jin nods a couple of time to his own statement “True true this issue is not something that I should be lying about, since its involve the group dynamic,” Kame’s agreeing to Jin’s statement feeling a little bit relief. “Kazuya if one thing I really know about you is you really suck at lying you are a good actor but not at lying and what you said just now is completely a lie, also the hug that we saw is not a hug you would give to your friends that’s a lover’s hug,” Nakamaru stands on his point. “It’s not like we’re pissed about it or anything. We just wanna meet him,” Koki’s is getting closer to Kame. “Why should I introduce him to you guys?” Kame tries to look away “Because you are the youngest one in the group thus making us your big brother and as responsible big brothers we would like to meet him, maybe he’s not right for you or he’s playing with you perhaps?” Ueda finally says something after awhile keeping quite. “You guys wanna meet him? Like talking to him and hang out with him?” Kame’s turn even paler than he already is. “Yes” all four of them answer together. “Everyone our dance instructor is already here, he wants you guys to come now” Junno said with a smile, hearing that everyone moves to the dance studio except Kame, Jin might almost join the rest but Kame hold his arm letting him know that he wants to talk to him. “Why are you suddenly with them acting like you don’t know anything? This is your idea to start with and now I have to introduce him to you guys? You should have just back me up and not provoking them even more” Kame looks directly into Jin eyes, if a look can kills then Jin should be dead right there and then. “Well can’t let them know that it was me who’s behind all this cause then they will attack me instead of you. You know Ueda is not a gentle type when it’s come to me. I can bet him just waiting for the moment I screwed up so he can make me pay for everything including for those times I’m bullying Nakamaru. Beside it’s just a meeting than you don’t have to see him again. Speaking of which why don’t you invite him along to the Nakamaru’s dinner party tomorrow night? I think that should be good idea since everyone’s gonna be busy with something they probably wont even notice that ‘that guy’ is there” Jin’s now fixing his hair using Kame’s hair dryer. “It’s Miroku” Kame answered shortly. “Huh?” “His name is Miroku and stop using my hair dryer you’re going to spoiled it” Kame snatch his hair dryer from Jin’s hand. “Oh yeah Miroku I forgot his name. So it’s settled then?” Jin turns looking at Kame. “Yeah I guess that can be arranged. Umm Jin thanks for all these idea” Kame smiles. “Well that’s what I’m here for right? And beside you’ve been there for me when I was a little bit fat before so it’s just the least thing I can do for you” Kame laughs to that and together both of them walk to the dance studio.

//end of flashback

            Meanwhile over in Shochikubai’s resident there’s a confuse Miroku and a panic Karen. “Miroku is everything ok? I really need this thing fix like today.... Hello? Are you there?” Karen stands in front of Miroku. “Hmm?” Miroku sounds confuse but try his best to respond to Karen. “The computer is it gonna be ok? It has to be ok or Seichiro gonna kill me. Beside it’s not that hard right?” Miroku looks at the pieces of the computer. “Karen you manage to dissemble the computer all into pieces…” Miroku is still thinking about the phone call he just had with Kame. ‘What does he mean about fuckable evening? Why does he seem so angry about Karen?’ Miroku just shake his head still couldn’t figure out what’s wrong with Kame and so he continue to fix Seichiro’s computer. After finished his task and Karen had already left his place Miroku decides to call Kame again. “Hi hi” Kame answered after 8 times of dial tones. “Hello you. So what’s up?” Miroku tries to sound casual and suave, “mmm nothing, just sitting here reading magazine and so on” Kame said halfhearted ‘damn he sure sound angry’ Miroku thought to himself. “You seem mad at me for something? What did I do?” “How’s your date?” Kame answers his question with a question which a complete nuisance to him ‘Ahh date? Which date? Ohhhhh he thinks I’m on a date with Karen?!?!? So he’s jealous?!?’ Miroku almost scream in his head “Date? There’s no date, why are you assuming I had a date? Jealous much?” Miroku smiles at his own ability to embarrass Kame. “I’m not jealous. Who said anything about being jealous, why would I be? Why is she at your place anyways?” Kame almost smiles after knowing that Miroku didn’t have a date after all. “Ah well she had a computer emergency and force me to fix it for her. So are you calm yet?” Miroku’s now laying on his bed playing with his TV remote. “What do you mean by am I calm yet? I always calm” Kame suddenly feels his cheeks hot. “Judging from our last phone call session you weren’t so calm at all. If you are calm now maybe you can tell me why you called me at the first time” Miroku now lays on his tummy. “Oh yeah that, well can you be my fake boyfriend again? This time I need to introduce you to my friends apparently they saw us in front of the food stall this morning” Kame closes his eyes nervously as he waits for Miroku’s answer. The silence was unbearable to Kame as he hears nothing from Miroku’s side not even a sound of breath ‘Just as I thought he wouldn’t agree to this’ he’s convince about this. “Uhh so you want me to meet them? Why tho?” Miroku is getting confuse again. “They just like being an ass that’s all but if you don’t want to do it then its ok I can make something up, it’s not like I never done it before” there’s a sound of disappointment in Kame’s voice. “Did I say anything about not wanting to do it? Beside if you’re planning to get another fake boyfriend I will be extremely jealous” Miroku’s answer manage to make Kame’s heart skip a beat, no make it two beats. “So you’ll do it then? Great... what a relief. So Nakamaru is having a dinner party over his place tomorrow night. I’m thinking to introduce you to them at the party.” There’s more happiness in Kame’s voice this time. “Ohh so I’ll see you then. Wait you have to come and pick me up since my bike is not done yet.” Miroku is switching his position more than 10^th time now. He couldn’t understand why he’s fidgeting so much. “Sure I can pick up… umm at 6. What’s your address?” Kame just couldn’t believe his luck. “Ah just look for a big house on Rappongi Hills with Shochikubai written on the gate” Miroku is now in sitting position. “Oh okay got it so see you tomorrow at 6 then” Kame is now beyond happy he need to hang up before he starts blabbering about stupid things which ultimately gonna embarrass him in front of Miroku. “Ok see you then. Good night turtle” Miroku is playing with his t-shirt now. “Ja goodnight kare” that sure startled Miroku a bit “Eh kare?” Miroku asked in amazement. “Yeah you called me turtle it’s only fair for me to call you kare at least it makes more sense than you calling me turtle.” Kame justify himself feeling proud of himself. “You… are cute at times. Ok I’m going to sleep now. Bye bye.” Miroku waits for Kame to hang up, “mmm ok good night.” Kame said and hangs up the phone followed by Miroku.

            The next day Kame left work early to pick Miroku up at his place. He was so excited that he didn’t realize that he was 1 hour early then he should be. The first time he sees the Shochikubai resident he couldn’t believe his eyes at how big is the place is. He rings the door bell that’s when he greeted with a half naked Miroku wearing only his pants, in his mind he was fangirling Miroku and almost having his nose bleed. “Hi you are early.” Miroku smile and open the door wider for Kame to come in. “Eh am I? Really? Hahah I didn’t even notice” Kame scratches his head slowly “nice place” Kame play it cool. “Hmm thanks well this way to my room, you can wait there while I’m getting ready since you are early” Miroku’s leading the way to his room while Kame follows him from behind. “So this is where all the magic happened,” Miroku smiles while showing his bed to Kame, he can see that Kame doesn’t the idea of him telling him about his sex life still he wanna push his luck just to make sure that he’s right about Kame being jealous when its come to him being with girls. “Ja please sit anywhere you want, make yourself comfortable,” Miroku softly shove Kame towards the couch in his room where there is a lot a picture of him with girls laying on the floor, Kame of course sees all of it ‘That’s a lot of girls.’ He’s looking around hoping to find a lighter so he can burn all of the pictures. “So umm who are all these girls?” Kame asks keeping his cool, he turns around looking at Miroku putting his clothes on “Ah they are just some girls I know in the past,” Miroku smile to himself, he’s now confident that Kame was indeed jealous. “Then why don’t you keep all of these away? I mean it’s kinda messy or you want me to help you to put these away?” Kame was eager to throw all of the pictures away. The truth was right after the phone call Miroku had with Kame, he quickly go online to find lots of pictures of a girl and just edited them by putting his own picture. “Mmm don’t bother I’ll clean them up afterward” Miroku turns around “Ok I’m done, lets go, matte this is not some formal party right?” Miroku already had his jeans and t-shirt on. “Ahh nop this is not formal, you’re looking fine wearing only that.” Kame smiles and thinks to himself ‘super fine! God he’s just wearing jeans and t-shirt yet he look so fuckable’.

            They reach Nakamaru’s apartment, both of them walk into the apartment together when Nakamaru greets them “Hey thanks for coming” eyeing on Miroku “Hi Nakamaru desu,” Nakamaru bows his head at Miroku. “Yoroshiku Miroku desu,” Miroku bows back. Kame pulls Miroku to go into the living room. “Ja how long have you been with Kazuya? I’m sorry we didn’t get to meet earlier sometime Kazuya just stupid and keep everything to himself. Food is ready please eat, Kazuya make him feel comfortable please,” Nakamaru left them both alone for a bit. “Mmm turtle how long have we been together? You know just incase another person asking the same question again,” Miroku whispers to Kame ears since the music is too loud. “Umm let’s just say we’ve been together for 4 months now,” Kame whispers back “Are you good in bed?” Kame’s now drinking his drink only to spit it out as a reaction to Miroku’s question. “Mmm I don’t know if I’m good or not but to my imagination I’m good” Both of them is standing closer to each other now and almost dancing to the music around them. “Oh, a virgin? Wow an idol and a virgin.” Miroku looks at Kame who’s blushing now then Miroku moves his head closer to Kame again “Just so you know I’m very good at sex,” Miroku said proudly. “Hey love birds, shame on you Kazuya you should’ve introduce him to us first geeze,” Koki said while pulling Miroku dragging him to where most of Kat-tun members sitting. “Hah everyone this is Kazuya boyfriend umm and your name is?” Koki looks at Miroku. Miroku just smiles and says “Yo everyone I’m Miroku” he waves at everyone. Kame snatch Miroku’s hand from Koki in a don’t-touch-him-he’s-mine manner. “Wow you are a good looking. Kazuya sure has a good taste ain’t he?” Ueda said and everyone nods in agreement. Miroku couldn’t stand the stares given by the AT-TUN as if they were undressing him with their eyes so Miroku just pulls on Kame’s hand “Ja turtle lets dance ne, excuse us fellas” Miroku leading Kame back to the living room and starts to lead the dance. “Ma I approve,” Nakamaru said looking at them. “Yeah me too, it seems like Kazuya really into him doesn’t it? So cute. I’ve never see this side of him.” Junno said still looking at them. Meanwhile both Kame and Miroku are now busy dancing to the song. Kame had his back leans against Miroku’s body; Miroku slides both of his hands along Kame’s sides down to his hips and guides Kame’s hips to grind into his. Kame tilts his head back enjoying the closeness between them. Their movement is synchronizing together. Miroku breathe on Kame’s neck and keep thrusting his hips forward to feel Kame’s hips. “Hah if I don’t know any better I think both of them is having sex on the dance floor.” Jin said calmly and never takes his eyes of Kame and Miroku. “Let’s dance then, don’t want them to have all attention right?” Ueda pulls Jin on his feet.

            Junno was having his second round of eating, when a figure walks into the apartment. “Hi Junno,” She greets Junno. “Hi there, do we know each other?” Junno ask embarrassedly. She just shakes her head “Nop but my friend knows you. I came to the party with her” She smiles and turns her head watching people dancing to the music. ‘Eh isn’t that Miroku?’ She had her eyes locks on the dirty dancing couple at the corner of the living room. She looks again to be sure ‘Yeah that is Miroku! I thought he said today he was busy. Why is he doing here?’ She’s now mad while walking towards Miroku and Kame. “Hi Miroku” she asks coldly. Miroku turns to see who had just disturbed him “eh… what are you doing here?” slowly he lets go of Kame. Realizing of the situation Kame looks at the woman standing in front of them. Somehow now the environment is not that pleasant anymore instead it’s becoming tense.